A Crappy Untitled Cybersix Fic..

Cybersix is copyrighted to TMS, NOA; in other words, It doesn't belong to you, so bugger off!! All characters in this belong to either TMS or to their rightful owner, so no touching anything!! But this really crappy fic is by meeee! Bastet...Also this fic is short, yeah I know, but I don't feel up to writing much because I'm a very, VERY lazy friggin' person... **sighs** Just kill me now..

Lori: (skipping down the street, wearing a kawaii little teddy bear back pack, and singing out loud) STRAIGHT UP, WHAT DID YOU HOPE TO LEARN ABOUT HERE, IF I WHERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD THIS ALL FALL APART, STRANGE, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE STARTED THIS GIG, I WISH THE REAL WORLD WOULD JSUT STOP HASSLING ME!! (stops in her tracks) Why did I just blurt that out.. .Hmm...Oh well! (laughs her head off for no reason, stops again, then turns her head to the side and slowly turns around, and looks at someone wearing a black shirt, blue jeans and hair like Elvis coming straight at her) OH NO!!! NOT.. ..YOU!!! WAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Weird Twilight Zone like music starts to play]
Bastet: Imagine if you will, a 'man' that would anoyy you so much, that you would get to the point where you just wanna kick him in the--
Cyberpoet: BASTET!!!
Bastet: EEHH-HEH! Whoops...What I meant to say is that you'd wanna rip his head off and shove it up his--
Cyberpoet: .. ..... . ..
Bastet: Oh...right. ..OK!! WHAT I REALLY MEAN IS! That you'd wanna kick him in the teeth, then knock him out and throw his body into a bottomless pit! (looks at Cyberpoet)
Cyberpoet: (shrugs) Works for me..! AND WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THAT MUSIC!!!
Nassor: Wonka sorry. .. (turns the tape off)
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Jose: I! AM A GENIOUS!!! SSOOOOO MUCH SMARTER THEN THAT STUPID LITTLE RED HAIRED KID THAT'S ALWAYS WEARING THAT LAB COAT AND TALKS LIKE AN IDIOT!!
Dextor: I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!! (shuffles off)
Jose: O_o ANYWAYS!! This plan to destroy Cybersix. ..and all those other people that just..CAME OUTTA NO WHERE!! Man, that was a real kick in the pants..
Uirusu: LIKE THIS?!
[Uirusu is about to kick Jose when that nice ole painting of Von Reichter turns into THE REAL VR! ...Heh, Virtual Reality...DAH'I MEAN!]
Von: (sighs) The writer is such a pain in the ass..
Bastet: TAKE THAT BACK, ASS BUTT!!
Von: MAKE ME!!
Bastet: I'LL MAKE YA!!
[Bastet dives at him and they start fighting like Jerry Springer guests]
Jose: Ummm..
[They stop fighting and look at Jose]
Bastet: Craaap.. . (disappears)
Von: AHEM!! What I was gonna say was...JOSE! DROP EVERYTHING!!! I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!!
Jose: Drop EVERYTHING?! Damn.. ..(turns around) Sorry guys, ya gotta leave!
Tatu: THANK GOD!!!! LET'S GO GAMBA!!!
[The Tiki's all flee for their lives (Mental note. .I mean. .Author's note: Tatu, Gamba, and Nassor are just a few of who KNOWS how many, little lizard like Tiki dudes that are FF7 chars... .-Cleo- Kill me... .PLEASE!)]
Von: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!
Bastet: NEU!!! (laughs her tail off)
Jose: Women problems, father?
Von: (grits his teeth) Shut up boy..
Bastet: YEAH! SHUT YER PAI HOLE!!
Von: Ugh, this isn't getting anywhere..
Jose: You where saying?
Von: Uhh.. .
Bastet: (hands him the script)
Von: (flips through the pages) OH YEAH!! (throws the book behind him) Jose, I just did the most horrible thing..
Jose: OH NO! YOU DIDN'T SQUARE DANCE DID YOU?!
Von: ..... . ....I'm going to ignore that.. ... .I just created a creature...no. ..monster. .that will anoyy the HELL outta anyone. ..mainly women.. ..
Bastet: Crrrraaaap. .. (leaves)
Jose: Isn't that a good thing?! I MEAN! IT'LL ANOYY CYBERSIX!!
Von: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! THERE'S MORE TO IT!!! HE'S OBSESSED WITH HIMSELF, HIS LOOKS, HIS...HAIR!!! HE LOOKS, ACTS AND *SOUNDS* LIKE ELVIS!!!
Jose: That's...worse then I thought.. .
Von: I KNOW!!! (fall over backwards in his chair)
Jose: FATHER?!
Von: (gets up, stands his chair back up and sits down) I seriously need to fix this thing... .I WANT YOU TO FIND HIM AND DESTROY HIM!! He started calling himself Johnny Bravo for some reason.. .I have no idea why.. .GO! NOW!! (falls over again) BLOODY!!!
[Screen shuts down]
Jose: Eeehhh.. .This isn't gonna be fun...
Uirusu: .. .I'M STILL IN THIS FIC?! (slaps the side of her face with a shocked look) -- What do we do?
Jose: ...We find Johnny Bravo and make his an offer he can't refuse..
Uirusu: Jose, you've been watching to much TV again..
Jose: Oh GOD I know!!!
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Adrian: (slamming his head on the table) Please make it stop. ..
[They're at a club, and it's KAREOKE NIGHT!! I doubt I spelt that right... OPEN MIKE!! .. ..WITH MIKE BULLARD!! .. . I MEAN!! Night...]
Lucas: (on stage. ..singing. ..) The future teaches you to be alone! The present to be afraid and cold! So if I can shoot rabbits, Then I can shoot fascists! --
Adrian: (stands up) LUCAS!!!
Lucas: ..... .. ..Yeah?
Adrian: PLEASE.. .Just.. .STOP!! You scared EVERYONE else away already!!!
Bartender: THERE IS NO GOD!!!
Lucas: ...BUT I WANNA SING!!
Adrian: OYGH!! THEN SING!!! (grabs his coat and runs like the wind)
Lucas: Am I THAT bad?
Bartender: OOOOHHHH, YEAH!!!! And I'm now gonna have to ask you to leave...
Lucas: ...Damn... . (leaves)
[The rest of the people that WHERE there appear outta no where and go right back to whatever it was they were doin'..!]
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Adrian: I'm gonna have to remember to pick up some ear pulgs next time I'm at Zellers.. .Dah hell?! (shrugs) Lori: (runs by screaming)
Adrian: Lori?!
Johnny Bravo: OUT OF THE WAY, LITTLE MAN!!! (knocks Adrian over while running after Lori)
Adrian: ...What the HELL was that about?!?!?
Bastet: (hands Adrian the script)
Adrian: O_o'
Bastet: Just read it. ..
Adrian: (gets up) AAllllrighty. .. (heads home)
Bastet: ... ..I need to get a life...
Cyberpoet: .. .Yes..?
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Cybersix: (sitting on the window sill, with Data7 sitting on the floor staring at her, and reading th script) She's on something..
Bastet: STOP SAYING THAT!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Cybersix: Umm...O.. .KAY.. .
[Data 7 makes a weird growl sound]
Bastet: I UNDERSTOOD THAT!!!!
Data7: (sweatdrops)
Cybersix: Well, we should go help Lori against that Bravo creep..
[Data7 and Cybersix jump out the window and leap from roof top to roof top]
Bastet: How many times did they play that exact scene of her jumping out of her apartment and onto the roof tops?! (shrugs)
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Lori: DEI!!!!!
Johnny: Dei?
Lori: I MEAN DIE!!!
Johnny: OH, DIE! ...
Lori: (grabs her teddy bear back pack and whams it over Johnny's head then runs away)
Johnny: Ow. ... ..She digs me..
Cybersix: Yer kidding me..
Johnny: WHOA, HOT MAMMA!
Cybersix: Hot. ..mamma?! You sick perverted FREAK!!
Data7: (growls and inches towards him, with extended claws!)
Johnny: Hey cutie pants, call off the kitty!
Cybersix: Umm...NO!
Johnny: This is gonna hurt..
Data7: (snarls and dives at Johnny and starts scratching the hell outta him)
Johnny: HEY, WATCH THE HAIR!!
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[Jose's running like mad with Fixed Ideas following him and Uirusu flying over head)
Uirusu: We're not gonna find him!
Jose: Oh yes we are!!!
Uirusu: RIGHT! AND PIGS FLY!
[Suddenly Bastet's brother flys by in an airplane laughing meniacally]
Uirusu: Umm..
Bastet: That doesn't count!!!
Jose: WAAHH!!!
[Jose skids to a stop and so does the fixed ideas]
Uirusu: What? EEE!! (slams into a light poll) Ow. ..ies. ..(slides down the poll and falls over onto the ground with little swirls for eyes)
Jose: THE HORROR!!
Uirusu: Dah? (sits up) AAAHHH!!!!
Lucas: AND IF I DUN MAKE IT, KNOW THAT, I LOVED YOU ALL ALONG, JUST LIKE SUNNY DAYS THAT, WE'VE IGNORED BECAUSE WE'RE SO DUMB AND JADED!! AND I HOPE TO GOD THAT I FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRROONNNNNGGGG!!
Jose: RETREAT!!!! THAT JOHNNY BRAVO HAS ALLIES!!!! RUN!!!
Uirusu: FLY!!!
[They flee in a half a second]
Lucas: Johnny who?! Allies? Dah hell?!
Cyberpoet: Lucas, Lucas, Lucas.. .Yer singing is pathetic..
Lucas: What?!
Cyberpoet: YA HEARD MEEE!! (laughs oddly and runs away)
Lucas: WTF?!
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Johnny: (lying there covered in thousands of cat scartchs) Oohhh mamma...
Cybersix: You are SOOOO pathetic!!
Jose: (comes running over)
Cybersix: Oh for the love off--We don't have time for you Jose..
Jose: YOU DESTROYED JOHNNY BRAVO
Cybersix: Yeah, boo hoo for joo, eh Jose?
[a very long pause]
Cybersix: What?!
Uirusu: That was...so. ..weird..
Data7: (covers his head with his paws)
Johnny: (jumps up) I know you want me!
Bastet: OH SHADDAP! YOU SOUND LIKE TINY MIKE CAPP!!!
Johnny: Who?
Bastet: That doesn't matter since you won't be anywhere near here!!
[Bastet runs at him, kicks him like a football and he goes flying through the air screaming - everyone watches him disappear from site]
Cybersix: Nice kick..
Bastet: Thankies!
Jose: Well, might as well go back to HQ and tell father that we got rid of Johnny Bravo!
Bastet: WE?!?
Jose: ..... .. .RUN!
[He runs like hell, and so do the Fixed Ideas]
Bastet: ...YOU LITTLE!! (chases after him)
Uirusu: Sigh... (flies off)
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Johnny: WWWWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (WHAM!!!)
[He landed slap dap in the middle of a. ..village..]
Tatu: WAAAHHH!!!!!!
Quali: WONKA!! HELP!!
Nassor: WONKA TO DAH RESCUE!!!
Johnny: (pulls his head out of the ground) Wonka?
Nassor: Yes?
Johnny: WONKA?!
Nassor: YES?!
Gamba: ATTACK!!
[Thousands of Tikis appear outta no where]
Johnny: ....
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Jose: Father, Johnny Bravo has been destroyed!!
Von: Are you sure?
Jose: Well...not really! BUT PRETTY SURE!
Von: ... ....
Bastet: Yak yak yak yak yak!!
Von: THAT'S IT!!! I'M SICK OF YOU!!!
[This time he dives at Bastet and they fight like Springer guests again - Two guys dressed in black run over and pull Bastet and Von Reichter away from each other]
Bastet: WTF?!
Jerry: Get 'em outta here..
Bastet: ...DIE!!! (jumps at Jerry and scartches his face up)
Dr. Evil: (holding a glode) THE WORLD IS MINE!! (slams it into the ground)
Jose: (sweatdropped) Umm. ..End?
Red: YER NOT SUPPOSE TO SAY THAT!!! (jumps up and lands slaps dap on Jose) OOooohhh-hooo HHEEEEE!!!
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Bastet: (has a black eye) STAY TUNED NEXT TIME WHEN I DECIDE TO RAID MY FAVE RADIO STATION!!!
Mell: OOOooohhhhh!!!!!!!!
Bastet: STOP MAKING THAT SOUND!! (grabs Mell and shoves her into a little box and throws it out the window)
Mayes: Uhh...
Bastet: I SHALL BE TAKING THE PLACE OF MELL FROM NOW ON!! WHOOO!! YEAH!!! AND THE 92000 BUCKS ARE MINE!!! (grabs the giant check and flees for the bank)
Mayes: .... ..
Cybersix: (jumps outta no where) I SHALL BE YER NEW RADIO HOST!!! NEXT WE WILL BE HAVING A LIVE SESSION FROM MY 'PAL', Heh heh, LUCAS AMATO!!
Mayes: Lucas?
Lucas: (slides in holding a mic) I WISH YOU WOULD STEP OUT FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND--!!
Mayes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Moon: EEEEEE!! (throws her tiara at Lucas)
Lucas: WAH!! (dives under the desk)
[The desk blows up]
Cybersix: Eeehhh-heh... .. . .We'll be right back. .. !
Bastet: I GET TO SAY THAT!!! And we WON'T! Not until I feel like writing another screwed up fic..
Cybersix: ........ .... . .OK...!
[everyone crashes to the floor]