OK, this fic is totally insane, and will make no sence, what-so-ever..! I'm also aware to the fact that the title makes no sence and is just plain odd for this fic, but OH WELL! Cybersix is copyrighted to TMS, NOA; in other words, It doesn't belong to you, so bugger off!! All characters in this belong to either TMS or to their rightful owner (You know, fan fic chars and etc...), so no touching anything!! But this fic is by meeee! Bastet! Thankies!

[Nice quiet day in Meridiana, like always..Lucas, as usual is blabbering on and on about Cybersix and etc. to Adrian, even though he/she already KNOWS everything, and to Bethany]
Adrian: (thinking) *Doesn't he ever shut up...*
Bethany: (thinking) *Log rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over the neighbours dog! It fits on yer back, it's great for a snack, it's log, log, log! It's log! Log! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood..! It's log! Log! it's better then bad, it's good..!*
Lucas: RIGHT?
Adrian/Bethany: UM, YEAH...
Lucas: You didn't hear a word I said, did you...
[Adrian and Bethany look at each other]
Adrian: WELL, LOOK AT THE TIME, I GOT STUFF TO DO! Ya know, papers to mark! (mutters) Things to be attacked by, the usual..
Lucas: Huh?
Adrian: NOTHING!! (throws money into the air and quickly leaves the cafe)
[The money lands in Lucas' food]
Lucas: Oh yeah...real nice..yep...
Bethany: (blurts out) IT'S LOG!!!!!
[Everyone looks at Bethany]
Bethany: Umm...EEHH-HEH!! (giggles)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jose: (laughing meniacally) I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT'LL DESTROY CYBERSIX AND THE OTHERS!!!
Uirusu: (to M-17) Where have I heard THAT before..
Jose: (turns around towards Uirusu) WHAT?!?!
Uirusu: NOTHING!!
Jose: ...
M-17: So what is it?
Jose: What is what?
[Uirusu and M-17 crash to the floor with a groan]
Jose: OH MY PLAAAN!!
[They get up]
Uirusu: Well, DOY!
[He walks up to a table, and something cover with a sheet)
Jose: BEHOLD!!
[He grabs the sheet, rips it off, revealing a fish bowl with a small little Magikarp inside! Uirusu and M-17 walk over, and stare at it]
Uirusu: THAT'S!! GONNA DESTROY CYBERSIX?!?! (slaps her forehead)
M-17: I think it looks *pretty* stupid..
Carp's Tail (CT): WHO YA CALLIN' STUPID?!?!?
[Uirusu and M-17 freak out and fall over]
Uirusu: It talks..
CT: Well, DOY!
Jose: It takes after me!
Uirusu: Short and stupid?
Jose: NO!!! It's a genious! It can sence where any of Father's creations are and what they're doing and what they're gonna do!!
M-17: OoOOOOooOOoo...
CT: YAY for meee...
Uirusu: Yer kidding..
[Uirusu picks up the bowl and looks at Carp's Tail]
Jose: BE CAREFUL!!
Uirusu: It's a Pokemon... (looks at Jose oddly)
Jose: EEEEEHHH-HEH!! WELL, I WAS WATCHING A LOT OF TV AND SUGGESTED IT TO FATHER!!!
M-17: YYyeeaaahhh.. .
Jose: ...SHADDAP!! ALL OF YOU!!! ...It's name is Carp's Tail, now go and find Cybersix, C-9, and all the others!!!
CT: IT?!
[Uirusu throws the bowl to M-17 who catches it - Jose's freaking out in the background]
Uirusu: Fine, whatever..
[M-17 and Uirusu leave with Carp's Tail]
Jose: THANK YOU, COME AGAIN! ...DAAAHHH!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
[C-9 and F3 are sitting on the roof of a building watching the sunset]
C-9: As soon as the sun is gone, all the freaks come out..
[F3 gives her an odd look]
C-9: You know what I mean..
F3: Riiight... [Note: F3 can only telepathically talk to C-9!!]
[Stryk12 appears outta no where and lands on F3's back]
Stryk12: HEY!!
C-9: WAAAHHH!!!
[She almost falls off the building]
C-9: DON'T DDOOOOO THAT!!
Stryk12: WAH! DON'T DO *THAT*!
F3: Get her off my BACK!!
C-9: She wants you off her back...
Stryk12: Huh?
[She looks down at F3 who's looking up at her]
Stryk12: OOP!! (gets off) HEH, SORRY! Whatcha doin'?
C-9: Not much..
F3: We're being bored..
Stryk12: Hmmm.. .That sucks..
C-9: Yes it does..
Stryk12: I KNOW!! LET'S ALL GO TO THE MIDWAY!!
C-9: HOW ABOUT THIS!! YOU GO AND WE STAY HERE!!
Stryk12: OK!!
[She jumps off]
C-9: ..!!
[She comes back]
Stryk12: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!
[F3 and C-9 both groan and fall over]
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CT: EEEE--EEEE-EE-E-EEEEEE!!!
[He's being whirled around in his bowl by M-17 who's moving it around]
M-17: Is this all it does?
CT: WAAAAHHHH!!!!
Uirusu: It does other things then scream ya know, but it'll only do them IF YOU WOULD STOP DOING THAT TO HIM!!!
M-17: Oop...
[She stops. Carp's Tail breathes a sigh of relief]
M-17: OK, so how does it work?!
Uirusu: WTF?! I dun know!! ask it..
CT: WHY DO THEY KEEP CALLING ME AN IT!!!!
Uirusu: FINE!!
CT: ANYWAYS!! I hate you people..
M-17: Well SO do weee!
[She throws the bowl to Uirusu]
Uirusu: I DUN WANT HIM!! (throws him back)
CT: DAAHH!!!!
M-17: ME NEITHER! (throws him back to Uirusu)
CT: AAAHHH!!! STOP THIS AT ONCE!!!
M-17/Uirusu: NO!!
CT: CYBERSIX IS COMING!!!
Uirusu: Suuuure she is!!
[The two keep throwing him around]
Cybersix: You shoud listen to the gold fish...
Uirusu: ECK!
CT: Already, no one listens to me...LOOK OUT!!
[Data 7 jumps out of no where and lands on M-17 pinning he ot the ground]
M-17: Crap...
Cybersix: What the--?!
CT: EEEHH-HEH!!
Cybersix: It talks..
CT: Again I say it...Well, DOY!
[Uirusu kicks Data 7 off of M-17]
CT: AND JUMP AND KICK AND FLEX AND PUNCH!
Uirusu: WTF?!?!?
[Cybersix jump kicks Uirusu then punches her in the face]
Uirusu: Ow... .[Stumbles backwards] HEY, IT DOES WORK!
CT: STOP CALLING ME IIITTTT!!!!
Uirusu: Whatever..
CT: Yer gonna miss!
[Uirusu takes a deep breath and breathes fire at Cybersix, but she jumps out of the way]
Uirusu: ..!!
CT: TOLD YA!!
Uirusu: SHADDAP!!
M-17: (gets up, amazingly, still holding Carp's Tail) Yer right it--
CT: DAH!!
M-17: HE...works..
CT: ..Why, oh why, do I sound like some sorta product...EEK!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!
[Data 7 growls and dives at M-17]
M-17: WAAAHHH!!!!
[She runs like hell, holding Carp's Tail over her head]
CT: I too, shall scream...WWAAAAAAHHHH!!
Uirusu: HHEEYYY!! WAIT FOR UIRUSU!!
[She runs off after them]
Cybersix: Well that was.. .weird...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
F3: (to herself) *This is ssoooo pathetic...*
[C-9 and Stryk12 are dancing the Monkey like idiots]
Uirusu: OH..
M-17: MY..
Uirusu/M-17: GOD...
[Stryk12 and C-9 stop dancing, but are in weird poses]
C-9: Umm...Hiiiiii!
Stryk12: EEHH-HEH!!
[F3 covers her head with her paws]
CT: WOW, we are SOOO dead!
Uirusu: I wish you won't say that..
M-17: I wish Jose let us take some Fixed Ideas with us..
Uirusu: AND LET THEM BEAT THE HELL OUTTA ALL OF THEM? PFFF!!
Stryk12: Yer right, we would..!
C-9: Shall we just kick they're butts?
Stryk12: Let's..!
[F3 stands up and wanders over beside C-9 and extends her claws and growls]
CT: WAH!! KEEP THE CAT AWAY FROM MMEEEEEE!!!
C-9: It talks..
CT: WELL, DOY!!!
F3: MMmmmm...supper.. .
C-9: F3'S HUNGRY!!!
CT: AAAAAHHHH!!! Wait a minute, she doesn't get me...AHAHAHAHAHA!!
C-9: Don't be so sure of that..!
CT: Trust me on this one, I will..
C-9: WTF?!
CT: ..I dun know...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Bastet: INTERMISSION!!!!!
[Corny Music starts to play]
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CT: Well that was pointless...
C-9: Yes..very...
[Everyone looks at F3]
F3: SHE DIDN'T CREATE ME!! Waaahhhh.. ..
Uirusu: Where were we..?
CT: The good guys were about to kick our butts..
Uirusu: OH!
C-9: HAI-YA!! (She roundhouse kicks M-17)
M-17: (falls over) OW...
Stryk: AHAHAHA! (Jumps at Uirusu and slashes her a couple times with her claws)
[Long pause]
Uirusu: ... (Scratch marks appear on her face) WWAAAAHHH!!!
[She drops the bowl with Carp's Tail in it and it shatters on the ground]
Uirusu: Uh oh..
CT: WAAHHH!! (Starts flopping around like an idiot) Oh crap..
F3: (walks up to Carp's Tail)
CT: OH CRAP..
F3: (grins evilly)
CT: OH CRAP!!!!
Uirusu: YOINK!! (picks up Carp's Tail and runs like hell)
M-17: We always end up running away like weirdo's..
Stryk12: Because you ARE!!
M-17: I RESENT THAT!! (runs off after Uirusu)
C-9: *THAT* was pointless...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jose: YOU FAILED MISERABLY!! 'Cept you Carp's Tail, yer just a stupid little Pokemon..
CT: (Now in a new fish bowl) (Dripping with sarcasam) Oh yeah..thanks!
M-17: WELL, if we had some fixed ideas with us, we coulda won!
Jose: And let them have sustenance?! HAH!!
Uirusu: We still would got our butts kicked..
M-17: Why?
Uirusu: Because it's in our contract..
M-17: ...
Jose: We seriously need to tak to our agents..
Uirusu: I know..
Von Reichter: WHAT?!
Uirusu/Jose/M-17: WAH!!!
[Von Reichter appears on the picture/screen...thing]
Von Reichter: Have you destroyed the cybers yet?!
Jose: Uhh..
Uirusu: Well..
M-17: Errr..
Von Reichter: I'll take that as a no..
Jose: EEHHH-HEH! BUT WE'RE WORKING ON IT!!
CT: Pfff!
Jose: Quiet you!
Von Reichter: That fish should be able to find--
Uirusu: IT HAS, BUT THEY KICKED OUT BUTTS!!
Von Reichter: YOU INTTRUPTED MEEEE!!!!
[Uirusu gets zapped]
Uirusu: (crispy critter) WTF?!?! Ow... (falls over)
M-17: What the--?!?!
That weird lookin' Techno dude: (holding a turklight) (waves)
Jose: Umm..
Reno: (storms in, grabs the turklight and leaves)
Von Reichter: Idiots... ..I want you to actually do somethin' right for a change!!!
[the screen shuts off the the picture of Von Reichter returns] [Everyone stands around looking clued out]
Von Reichter: NOW!!!!!!
Everyone else: WAAAHH!!! (run around like idiots then leave)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
[Cybersix and Data 7 met up with C-9, Stryk12, and F3]
Cybersix: Who else ran into M-17, Uirusu and a fish..?
C-9: We did..!
Stryk12: The fish was a friggin' Magikarp..
[F3 gives Data 7 a..look..]
C-9: HEY! Don't start and I won't have to hose you two down again..
F3: EEEHHH-HEH!!!! ....!!!
Stryk12: Eeeeee... . .yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh.. .
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
[Note: This scene is majorly pointless..]
[Bastet is at Science North looking at the Bee Hive]
Guy: (points) THAT'S THE QUUUEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bastet: Are you sure..
Guy: I work here, don't I..?
Bastet: Touche... ..
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jose: [Holding Carp's Tail] WHAT exactly is the writer on..
Uirusu: We're not sure..
CT: I'm sure I wanna know..
M-17: Anyways.. . .Where's all the good guys.. .
CT: Well, they should be surrounding us--
[Cybersix, C-9, Stryk12, Data 7, and F3 jump outta no wherem surrounding them]
CT: Right on que..
Jose: Dwaa...
Bastet: (appears and thwaps Jose over the head with her sistrum then disappears)
Jose: I knew I was gonna pay for that..
Cybersix: Yyeeaahh.. .
CT: Heeyy! Cybersix! I just realized somethin'...
Cybersix: ?!
CT: During the day you wander around a--
[Cybersix kicks the bowl with Carp's Tail in it]
Cybersix: EEHH-HEH!!
Stryk12: WTF?!
CT: (slams into the ground and flops around) I HATE MY LIIIFFEE!!
Jose: AAHH!! (runs over to Carp's Tail) DAMMIT!!
C-9: OOP!! BAD JOSE!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WASH YER MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!!
Jose: Will this fic ever end...
Stryk12: NOPE!
F3: (runs at Carp's Tail)
CT: Crud...
F3: CLUNK!-- (whacks him with her paw and he goes flying) WHORE IN ONE!
C-9: HEH!!
Everyone else: ?!?!?
C-9: What F3 said..
Everyone else: OH...
CT: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE **breathes** EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[slams into a building]
Jose: DANG..
C-9: HAH!! WHERE'S YER MASIA NOW!
Everyone: ?!?!?
C-9: I have...no.. .idea. ..
[Carp's Tail starts to glow and everyone stares]
Stryk12: Look he's dead..
[He starts getting bigger]
Stryk12: THEN AGAIN!!
[He then evolves into a Gyarados]
CT: DUDE!!
Jose: ooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[All the good dudes look freaked out]
Stryk12: We're dead meat..
C-9: Yes.. .yes we are..
Uirusu: (turns back around) HAH!! YOU SUCK!!
Jose: (laughs meniacally) Prepare to die, Cybers! and..others..
Ash: A GYARADOS!! (throws a pokeball at it and catches Carp's Tail) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!
Misty: ASH, YOU DORK!!
[They run off]
Jose: (standing there) .....
C-9: Is this fic over yet..?!
F3: Not until the little brat screams..
Jose: ....NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!